Our Team
Editor-in-Chief
M. Bumface – @misterbumface
The leader of the newsroom, setting the editorial direction and overseeing all content. Ensures the coverage remains sharp, timely, and fearless.
Scran Editor
Digby “Dadz1 or 2” – @DigbyDollars
Liverpool. Hates cheese and also everything else that isn’t cheese.
Sports Editor
Dane Withers
Before turning to journalism, Dane came through the Bournemouth Under-19s system, where he played as a promising midfielder. Though he never broke into the Cherries’ first team, his grounding in academy football gave him an early tactical eye and appreciation for the demands on young players. That perspective now informs his work as Sports Editor, where he blends sharp analysis with an insider’s understanding of the game.
Reporter / Correspondent
Brendan – @truthiness2010
Boots muddy and pint in hand, Brendan spins the yarn from the touchline — match reports, breaking tales, and the gossip behind the goals, so you’ll not miss a whisper of the craic.
Lokomotiv Moscow Correspondent
Karina Says – @KarinaSays
Karina K, a Pokémon-loving, Céline Dion-blasting soccer fan with a sharp wit, hails from Mauritius and champions under-appreciated Black artists while roasting bad drivers and Woody Allen.KarinaSays roasts Woody Allen, celebrates a Cyprus deal, and gripes about a smelly dog in her building’s chute.