13 December 2053 — Drogba Arena, London. If there was ever doubt about Chelsea’s title credentials, they were obliterated in 90 ruthless minutes under the lights at Drogba Arena. The reigning champions tore Newcastle United to shreds in a six-goal annihilation that featured attacking artistry, clinical finishing, and one of the most dominant individual displays of the season from Scott Crichton.
🔥 Crichton: Perfection on the Pitch
It took just 28 minutes for the 26-year-old to make his mark. Rising above the crowd, Crichton nodded in from close range to give Chelsea the lead. He doubled it just before half-time, again with his head — this time from a fierce Jairzinho cross. The VAR briefly intervened but ultimately confirmed the goal as the Blues surged to a 4-0 halftime lead.
Crichton’s movement was unplayable, his link-up silky, his intensity suffocating. A perfect 10.0 rating on the night. Two goals. One assist. Endless menace. This was a statement.
📈 Scoring Summary
- ⚽ 23’ – Pele finishes close range after a defensive error.
- ⚽ 28’ – Crichton header from 6 yards.
- ⚽ 45+3’ – Crichton again, VAR confirmed.
- ⚽ 45+3’ – Netanel Sahar thunderbolt free kick from 27 yards.
- ⚽ 52’ – Francesco Rustignoli with a piledriver from 20 yards.
- ⚽ 83’ – Shon Mishpati caps the rout from 6 yards.
📊 Match Stats
- Shots: Chelsea 21 / Newcastle 2
- xG: Chelsea 2.33 / Newcastle 0.39
- Possession: Chelsea 58% / Newcastle 42%
- Pass Accuracy: Chelsea 90% / Newcastle 85%
- Headers Won: Chelsea 60% / Newcastle 36%
Player of the Match: Scott Crichton – 10.0 (2 goals, 1 assist)
Attendance: 82,381
📉 Newcastle Collapse
Paul Mbondi’s mistake for the opening goal was the start of a horror show. Sean Whelan and Axel Teijeiro both left the pitch injured, while Marcelo was isolated up front and starved of service. The Magpies barely entered Chelsea’s box after halftime and now find themselves drifting toward mid-table anonymity.
📈 Table Update
Chelsea remain top with 43 points after 16 games, leading Fulham (33), Arsenal (33), and Tottenham (30). They’ve now scored 64 goals and conceded just 9 — comfortably the best attack and defence in the division.
| Pos | Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Chelsea |
16 | 14 | 1 | 1 | +55 | 43 |
| 2 | Fulham | 16 | 10 | 3 | 3 | +14 | 33 |
| 3 | Arsenal | 16 | 10 | 3 | 3 | +13 | 33 |
| 4 | Tottenham | 16 | 8 | 6 | 2 | +12 | 30 |
| 5 | Man UFC | 16 | 9 | 3 | 4 | +9 | 30 |
🗣️ Dimario Speaks
“We are playing like champions,” said Calin Dimario. “But we’ve won nothing yet. Crichton was unplayable, Sahar’s strike was sublime, and the team showed total commitment. Now we focus on Villa.”
🏃 What’s Next?
Chelsea’s festive schedule doesn’t ease. Aston Villa visit next, followed by crunch clashes against Arsenal and Manchester United. But with momentum and depth, Dimario’s machine is purring at precisely the right time.
Previous fixtures:
→ 4-1 vs Roma (Champions League)
→ 3-0 vs Wolves (Premier League)
→ 3-1 vs Burnley