Chelsea overpower Villa to seal Round of 16 spot
23 January 2052 – At the cavernous Drogba Arena, Chelsea battered Aston Villa with wave after wave of pressure before finally cracking them late to earn a 2-0 Champions League…
Matty Roberts’ £130M Switch to Dortmund Sends Shockwaves
17 January 2052 – Hark and tremble, for Chelsea have flogged their golden calf. Matty Roberts, the buccaneering English winger with thighs like oak trunks and a left boot kissed…
Ireland’s Boys in Green Blaze Through to Euro 2052
13 January 2052 – Ah, sweet Éire, rising from the ashes like the Phoenix of myth, striding into the European Championship of 2052 with all the swagger of Cúchulainn at…