Chelsea Reduce OM to Mathematical Dust in 6–0 Rout
28 January 2052 – London witnessed a study in imbalance at the Drogba Arena, where Chelsea reduced Olympique de Marseille to fragments in a 6–0 demolition that was more proof…
Premier League Roundup: Kelly’s Hat-Trick Defines Matchday 25
30 January 2052 – A strange symmetry unfolded across England this evening, where three matches provided three distinct lessons in inevitability. Manchester City 4–1 Queens Park Rangers Mathematics does not…
Chelsea Edge Palace with Late Winner, But Injuries Cast a Shadow
16 January 2052 – Another joyless trudge in the Premier League masquerading as triumph. Chelsea escaped Selhurst Park with a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace, Paul Malcolm stabbing home from…