Chelsea 5–0 Southampton, 12 January 2052 On Glubblubb IV we never saw such rituals: thousands of hairless bipeds filing into a cavern called Drogba Arena, emitting roars at colored cloths…
I’m sick of it. You’re sick of it. Everyone outside Stamford Bridge is sick of it. Chelsea go marching on, another 2–0 win at QPR, another tick in the unbeaten…
27 January 2052 – Emirates Stadium, London The Emirates burned with false hope and bitter smoke on Saturday as Chelsea marched into North London and left with a 2-1 victory,…
Chelsea stormed into the FA Cup Fourth Round with a dazzling 5-0 victory over Cardiff at the Drogba Arena, led by a scintillating hat-trick from Brazilian midfielder Pele. The result…
Chelsea have confirmed that young striker Marcos Delfino will spend the rest of the season on loan at Bundesliga side Eintracht Frankfurt. The 21-year-old, widely regarded as one of Chelsea’s…
Chelsea have been rocked by a huge transfer offer for one of their brightest stars, with Borussia Dortmund tabling a £130 million bid for winger Matty Roberts. The 25-year-old, regarded…
London, 2 January 2052 — Chelsea made it four consecutive league victories as they brushed aside Bournemouth 3-1 at the Drogba Arena. While the scoreline suggested a routine win, the…
31 December 2051 — Juventus striker Jann Milnar Bordal has been named World Footballer of the Year, capping off an extraordinary season that has seen him dominate Serie A and…
Huddersfield, 23 December 2051 — Chelsea extended their extraordinary unbeaten run to 58 matches with a ruthless 5-0 victory over Huddersfield at the John Smith’s Stadium. The visitors dominated from…
By Fabrizio Romano style | December 16, 2051 LONDON — Chelsea have been dealt a major blow with confirmation that Zain Whatmough, ranked fifth in the 2051 GOAL50 and a…