30 January 2052 – A strange symmetry unfolded across England this evening, where three matches provided three distinct lessons in inevitability. Manchester City 4–1 Queens Park Rangers Mathematics does not…
27 January 2052 – Plymouth Argyle’s unlikely crusade Plymouth fucking Argyle. A name you never thought you’d see hovering around the top half of the Premier League table, yet here…
27 January 2052 – Emirates Stadium, London The Emirates burned with false hope and bitter smoke on Saturday as Chelsea marched into North London and left with a 2-1 victory,…
21 January 2052 – Huddersfield got their arses handed to them, plain and simple. Liverpool rocked up to the John Smith’s Stadium and turned it into a slaughterhouse, 6-0, and…
20 January 2052 – Drogba Arena shook with lunacy as Chelsea ripped Leeds apart 4-0 in a Premier League spectacle that felt more like a fever dream. Paul Malcolm, a…
17 January 2052 – Anfield saw blood spilled at the weekend, Liverpool hammering Sheffield United 4-0 in the FA Cup third round. The Kop lapped it up, but don’t let…
16 January 2052 – Another joyless trudge in the Premier League masquerading as triumph. Chelsea escaped Selhurst Park with a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace, Paul Malcolm stabbing home from…
14 January 2052 – The FA Cup third round once again served up its cocktail of madness, misery and meat pies colder than a January piss-up in Blackpool. From Anfield…
Chelsea stormed into the FA Cup Fourth Round with a dazzling 5-0 victory over Cardiff at the Drogba Arena, led by a scintillating hat-trick from Brazilian midfielder Pele. The result…
Chelsea have confirmed that young striker Marcos Delfino will spend the rest of the season on loan at Bundesliga side Eintracht Frankfurt. The 21-year-old, widely regarded as one of Chelsea’s…