Chelsea’s Relentless Empire Rolls On – 30th Title and Another Treble
11 April 2052 – Drogba Arena, London On a grey April afternoon in west London, Chelsea wrote yet another chapter in their dynastic dominance of English football. A 4-0 demolition…
England face Group of Grudges as Euro 2052 campaign begins
14 June 2052 – Paris, France England begin the defence of their European crown this month in a group that carries the weight of history, politics, and footballing scars. Drawn…
Alien Observations: Arsenal Celebrate Earth Victory Ritual at Wembley
Wembley Stadium, London – On the rotating blue planet known as Earth, within the foggy island sector of England, the human collective called Arsenal achieved a celebrated triumph in their…
Chelsea March Into FA Cup Semi-Finals With Commanding Win Over Stoke
STOKE-ON-TRENT — Chelsea continued their relentless pursuit of domestic silverware with a commanding 3–0 victory over Stoke City at the bet365 Stadium, securing their place in the FA Cup semi-finals.…
Chelsea Launch Bold Bid for Norwich Prodigy Jake Woolley
Stamford Bridge, London – Chelsea have submitted a significant transfer offer for 17-year-old Norwich City striker Jake Woolley, in what could be a landmark deal in English football’s youth market.…
Granger and Haigh Punish Villa as Chelsea Make It 100 League Goals
5 March 2052 – Chelsea flexed their muscle at Villa Park once more, breezing past Aston Villa 3–1 to clock their 100th Premier League goal of the season. A brace…
Liverpool Bounce Back Against Leeds But Chelsea Defeat Still Lingers
2052, Anfield – A week is a long time in football, and nowhere was that clearer than Liverpool’s rebound from humiliation at Drogba Arena to a battling 4-2 win over…
Chelsea Humiliate Liverpool in 3-0 Rout at Drogba Arena
2052, Drogba Arena, London – Chelsea battered Liverpool 3-0, and the scoreboard barely captured the gulf. Calin Dimario’s lot toyed with Klopp’s heirs, tiki-taka strangling the Scouse wing-play like a…
Alien Jim Reports: Chelsea’s Five-Goal Human Ritual Over Southampton
Chelsea 5–0 Southampton, 12 January 2052 On Glubblubb IV we never saw such rituals: thousands of hairless bipeds filing into a cavern called Drogba Arena, emitting roars at colored cloths…
Liverpool Humble Man City in Ruthless Anfield Display
Liverpool 3–0 Man City At Anfield, Liverpool tore Manchester City apart with a performance that was equal parts ruthless and inevitable. Dougie Agnew (25’), Felix Hammond (33’) and Federico Vallejos…