THE DYNASTY ETERNAL: D’Urso Double Seals 34th Consecutive Title as Chelsea Complete the Quadruple
By Henry Vinter | 1 April 2056 It is April 1st at the Eddie Howe Arena, but for the rest of the Premier League, this is no joke. It is…
RED MIST DESCENDS: Chelsea Crush Liverpool 4-1 to Book Semi-Final Spot in Chaotic Cup Tie
By Henry Vinter | 18 March 2056 If familiarity breeds contempt, then Chelsea and Liverpool must absolutely detest each other by now. In their third meeting of the season—and with…
EIGHT-TWO MUCH FOR LEIPZIG: Sahar Stars as Rampant Chelsea Cruise into Quarter-Finals, but Banton Blow Sours the Night
Netanel Sahar scored twice as Chelsea swept aside RB Leipzig 4–1 at Drogba Arena to advance 7–3 on aggregate and secure a place in the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals.
Chelsea 6–1 Southampton – Jairzinho shines as Dimario’s side secure Carabao Cup and famous treble
Chelsea completed a historic treble with a 6–1 Carabao Cup Final win over Southampton at Wembley, as Jairzinho starred with a late brace in a performance of total dominance.
Chelsea 3–0 Leicester – Sahar double sends holders through in style
Netanel Sahar scored twice as Chelsea eased past Leicester 3–0 to reach the FA Cup quarter-finals, extending their remarkable run of form under Călin Dimario.
Chelsea 6–2 Southampton – Cardozo and Valera crush Saints as champions march on
Mario Cardozo and Nacho Valera starred as Chelsea dismantled Southampton 6–2, extending their winning run to 27 league games and edging closer to a 34th consecutive title.
SEVENTH HEAVEN: Valera Hat-Trick Spearheads 7-0 Wolves Rout as Chelsea Smash 100-Goal Barrier in February
By Henry Vinter | 10 February 2056 They say the Premier League is a marathon, not a sprint. Calin Dimario’s Chelsea have decided it is actually a demolition derby, and…
Fernando González departs Chelsea for Barcelona in £46M move
Chelsea have confirmed that 31-year-old midfield legend Fernando González has agreed a £46M transfer to Barcelona, ending a decorated spell under Călin Dimario.
Nottingham Forest 0–4 Chelsea – Crichton conducts another Chelsea masterwork
Scott Crichton starred as Chelsea crushed Nottingham Forest 4–0 at the City Ground, producing a goal, two assists, and a masterful display of leadership.
THE ANGRY CHAMPIONS: Chelsea Take Out Anfield Frustrations on helpless Arsenal in 5-0 Mauling
By Henry Vinter | 15 January 2056 If anyone wondered how Calin Dimario’s Chelsea would react to losing their 24-game winning streak at Anfield, the answer was written in blood…