Chelsea overpower Villa to seal Round of 16 spot
23 January 2052 – At the cavernous Drogba Arena, Chelsea battered Aston Villa with wave after wave of pressure before finally cracking them late to earn a 2-0 Champions League…
Liverpool Crush Huddersfield 6-0 in Ruthless Display
21 January 2052 – Huddersfield got their arses handed to them, plain and simple. Liverpool rocked up to the John Smith’s Stadium and turned it into a slaughterhouse, 6-0, and…
France ’98: The Mad World Cup That Still Boils My Piss
Let’s not mince words, the 1998 World Cup was a circus. France hosting meant baguettes, too much wine, and stadiums that smelt like stale cheese – a bloody nightmare for…
Matty Roberts’ £130M Switch to Dortmund Sends Shockwaves
17 January 2052 – Hark and tremble, for Chelsea have flogged their golden calf. Matty Roberts, the buccaneering English winger with thighs like oak trunks and a left boot kissed…
Ireland’s Boys in Green Blaze Through to Euro 2052
13 January 2052 – Ah, sweet Éire, rising from the ashes like the Phoenix of myth, striding into the European Championship of 2052 with all the swagger of Cúchulainn at…
Chelsea Crush Spurs to Claim UEFA Super Cup
By Bonnie Mnokono, Sports Reporter – August 16, 2051 BRUSSELS — Chelsea turned the UEFA Super Cup into a statement of intent, dismantling Tottenham 6–1 at the Stade Roi Baudouin.…
Chelsea Chase History as Premier League Enters 2051–52 Season
By Bonnie Mnokono | August 12, 2051 The Premier League returns this weekend with the daunting prospect for every challenger: how to catch Chelsea. Last season’s unbeaten champions, led by…
Summer 2051 Transfer Market Opens with Blockbusters and Bargains
LONDON — The summer transfer window of 2051 is only days old, but already the European market has produced a flurry of deals that hint at both shifting priorities and…
England Dismantle Romania 4–0 to Claim International League Crown
By Bonnie MnokonoWrocław, Poland — England delivered a statement performance in the International League Final, overpowering Romania 4–0 at the Tarczyński Arena to secure the trophy in commanding fashion. Paul…
La Rojita Reigns Supreme: Spain Edges England in Extra-Time Thriller to Claim Under-20 World Cup
Byline: For The New York Times Dateline: JAKARTA, Indonesia — May 27, 2051 By Kianna D.M. Williams BRAGA, PORTUGAL — In a stunning display of late-game heroics and tactical resilience,…