La Liga 2051/52: Atlético Surge, Valencia Resurrected, Madrid Stumble
26 April 2052 – With just five games left in the Spanish top flight, the La Liga title race is shaping into one of the fiercest in recent memory —…
Chelsea Extend Unbeaten Run with Win at QPR
I’m sick of it. You’re sick of it. Everyone outside Stamford Bridge is sick of it. Chelsea go marching on, another 2–0 win at QPR, another tick in the unbeaten…
Liverpool Crush Huddersfield 6-0 in Ruthless Display
21 January 2052 – Huddersfield got their arses handed to them, plain and simple. Liverpool rocked up to the John Smith’s Stadium and turned it into a slaughterhouse, 6-0, and…
Chelsea 4-0 Leeds: Malcolm’s Brace, Granger’s Wonder Goal, and Pele’s Madness
20 January 2052 – Drogba Arena shook with lunacy as Chelsea ripped Leeds apart 4-0 in a Premier League spectacle that felt more like a fever dream. Paul Malcolm, a…
France ’98: The Mad World Cup That Still Boils My Piss
Let’s not mince words, the 1998 World Cup was a circus. France hosting meant baguettes, too much wine, and stadiums that smelt like stale cheese – a bloody nightmare for…
FA Cup Third Round: Giant Killings, Replays and a Feast of Goals
14 January 2052 – The FA Cup third round once again served up its cocktail of madness, misery and meat pies colder than a January piss-up in Blackpool. From Anfield…
Ireland’s Boys in Green Blaze Through to Euro 2052
13 January 2052 – Ah, sweet Éire, rising from the ashes like the Phoenix of myth, striding into the European Championship of 2052 with all the swagger of Cúchulainn at…
Chelsea Crash Out of Carabao Cup After Penalty Defeat at Fulham
December 23, 2051 – Chelsea’s relentless run across all competitions finally hit a stumbling block as they were knocked out of the Carabao Cup in dramatic fashion, losing 5-3 on…
Chelsea Overcome Bournemouth to Extend Winning Run
London, 2 January 2052 — Chelsea made it four consecutive league victories as they brushed aside Bournemouth 3-1 at the Drogba Arena. While the scoreline suggested a routine win, the…
Chelsea Hit Spurs for Ten as Crisis Engulfs Tottenham
London, 26 December 2051 — Chelsea delivered one of the most astonishing performances in Premier League history, demolishing Tottenham Hotspur 10-0 at the Drogba Arena. The champions’ ruthless display was…