Chelsea 3–1 Universitatea Craiova: Super Cup victory extends historic haul
Chelsea lifted the UEFA Super Cup on 9 August 2056 with a controlled 3–1 win over Universitatea Craiova at Parken, extending their remarkable trophy run under Calin Dimario.
Red Corner: The Disgrace at Drogba Arena
By Digby 4 August 2056 I’ve had a week of eating nothing but salad cream and rage. I’ve just watched us roll over at that soulless bowl they call the…
Seven Heavens: Clinical Chelsea Secure Seventh Straight Community Shield
By Henry Vinter Chief Football Writer WEMBLEY STADIUM — The arch of Wembley continues to serve as a triumphant gateway for this relentless Chelsea machine. On a damp afternoon in…
Chelsea’s Standard-Bearer Halted: The Day the Samba Stopped
By Henry Vinter Published: 19 June 2056 There is a hollow silence echoing through the corridors of Stamford Bridge this morning, a stillness that carries the weight of a dynasty…
THE CENTURIONS: How Chelsea’s 104-Point Machine Crushed the Premier League to Seal a “Golden Era”
By Henry Vinter | 4 June 2056 They say familiarity breeds contempt. If that were true, the rest of the Premier League should absolutely loathe Chelsea by now. For the…
THE GOLDEN STANDARD: Valera Sweeps Individual Honors as Chelsea’s “Quintuple” Heroes Dominate Season Awards
By Henry Vinter | 1 June 2056 The confetti has been swept from the streets of West London, the open-top bus parade is over, and the trophies have been polished…
THE HAIRDRYER TREATMENT: Furious Dimario Slams “Complacent” Chelsea After Shock Draw with Middlesbrough
By Henry Vinter | 29 April 2056 The Premier League title is already sitting in the trophy cabinet, polished and secure. But if the Chelsea players thought that gave them…
AGELESS, PEERLESS, PRICELESS: The 36-Year-Old “Model Professional” Who Still Rules the World
By Henry Vinter | 9 April 2056 In a sport obsessed with the “next big thing,” the footballing world has just been forced to bow down to the “last big…
HEIR TO THE THRONE: How Joseph Haigh Finally Stepped Out of the Shadow of Chelsea’s Greatest Son
By Henry Vinter | 6 April 2056 Football is often a game of comparisons, but for Joseph Haigh, the comparison wasn’t just professional—it was genetic. When you wear the Chelsea…
THE £63M ENIGMA: How Fabrizio Longhi Went from Chelsea’s “Loan Army” Exile to World Cup King
By Henry Vinter | 4 April 2056 Football is full of “what ifs,” but few are as expensive or as confusing as the case of Fabrizio Longhi. As the 36-year-old…