By Henry Vinter | 12 January 2056 The machine has finally malfunctioned. For the first time in 25 games, Chelsea have failed to win a football match. The “Invincible” run…
Chelsea dismantle Swindon 8–0 in a merciless FA Cup display, with Sahar and Crichton dazzling under Dimario’s measured hand.
By Henry Vinter | 8 January 2056 If you want to know how terrifying this Chelsea team is, look no further than the first 30 minutes of this Carabao Cup…
By Henry Vinter | January 2056 The pre-match montage on the big screens at the Drogba Arena was touching. It showed Joby Holwell lifting Premier League titles, Champions Leagues, and…
By Henry Vinter | 1 January 2056 Happy New Year. The year is 2056, and if you are a Chelsea fan, life is good. Your team has won 21 consecutive…
By Henry Vinter | 29 December 2055 There is no “B-Team.” There are no “easy games.” There is only Chelsea, and there is only winning. Calin Dimario’s side traveled to…
By Henry Vinter | 26 December 2055 I stand corrected. I thought I saw a “Crichton Cannon” and a “Junior Curtain Call” from the press box earlier, but clearly, the…
By Henry Vinter | 22 December 2055 Just three days ago, Chelsea had to scrap, fight, and claw their way past Tottenham in a street fight. Tonight, against Manchester City,…
By Henry Vinter | 18 December 2055 They have destroyed teams 5-0. They have played exhibition football. They have made the Premier League look like a training ground exercise. But…
By Henry Vinter | 15 December 2055 There are dominant performances, and then there are matches where the opposition might as well have stayed on the bus. Wednesday night’s Carabao…