Red Corner: The Disgrace at Drogba Arena
By Digby 4 August 2056 I’ve had a week of eating nothing but salad cream and rage. I’ve just watched us roll over at that soulless bowl they call the…
THE CENTURIONS: How Chelsea’s 104-Point Machine Crushed the Premier League to Seal a “Golden Era”
By Henry Vinter | 4 June 2056 They say familiarity breeds contempt. If that were true, the rest of the Premier League should absolutely loathe Chelsea by now. For the…
STUMBLING TO GLORY: Chelsea Suffer Second Straight Defeat as Fulham Spoil the Final Day Party
By Henry Vinter | 14 May 2056 The Premier League season is over, and the history books will record that Calin Dimario’s Chelsea won it with a record-breaking 104 points…
THE LOCK-IN AT ST JAMES’: Furious Dimario Traps Squad in Dressing Room After Shock Newcastle Defeat as Guardiola Faces Press
By Henry Vinter | 10 May 2056 The Premier League trophy is polished, the 104 points are in the bag, and the “Sextuple” is still on. But none of that…
THE 104-POINT JUGGERNAUT: Valera and Pele Run Riot as Chelsea Dismantle Spurs in London Derby
By Henry Vinter | 9 May 2056 If Calin Dimario was worried about his team saving their energy for the upcoming cup finals, he needn’t have bothered. In a Premier…
THE 101 CLUB: Crichton’s Header Breaks Plymouth Resistance as Chelsea Cross Century Barrier
By Henry Vinter | 6 May 2056 It wasn’t pretty, it wasn’t poetic, and it certainly wasn’t the free-flowing football that has defined this historic season. But at Home Park…
Mačkić Volley Seals Gritty Win as Chelsea Bounce Back for Real Madrid Showdown
By Henry Vinter | 29 April 2056 Calin Dimario demanded a reaction, and at Anfield on Saturday, he got one. It wasn’t the champagne football of earlier in the season,…
THE HAIRDRYER TREATMENT: Furious Dimario Slams “Complacent” Chelsea After Shock Draw with Middlesbrough
By Henry Vinter | 29 April 2056 The Premier League title is already sitting in the trophy cabinet, polished and secure. But if the Chelsea players thought that gave them…
KONNEH ARRIVES: Teen Wonderkid Shines as Chelsea Hammer Aston Villa to Close in on Century of Points
By Henry Vinter | 22 April 2056 The title is already in the bag. The “Quadruple” is secured. The Champions League Semi-Final against Real Madrid is just days away. But…
THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE: D’Urso Hits Perfection as Five-Star Chelsea Dismantle Leicester
By Henry Vinter | 8 April 2056 They say that motivation is the hardest thing to find when you have already won everything. Tell that to Calin Dimario’s Chelsea. Just…