By Henry Vinter | 5 April 2056 The clock has finally started ticking on one of the greatest careers in the history of football. Joby Holwell, the goalkeeper who defined…
By Henry Vinter | 1 April 2056 It is April 1st at the Eddie Howe Arena, but for the rest of the Premier League, this is no joke. It is…
Mario Cardozo and Nacho Valera starred as Chelsea dismantled Southampton 6–2, extending their winning run to 27 league games and edging closer to a 34th consecutive title.
By Henry Vinter | 10 February 2056 They say the Premier League is a marathon, not a sprint. Calin Dimario’s Chelsea have decided it is actually a demolition derby, and…
Scott Crichton starred as Chelsea crushed Nottingham Forest 4–0 at the City Ground, producing a goal, two assists, and a masterful display of leadership.
By Henry Vinter | 15 January 2056 If anyone wondered how Calin Dimario’s Chelsea would react to losing their 24-game winning streak at Anfield, the answer was written in blood…
By Henry Vinter | January 2056 The pre-match montage on the big screens at the Drogba Arena was touching. It showed Joby Holwell lifting Premier League titles, Champions Leagues, and…
By Henry Vinter | 29 December 2055 There is no “B-Team.” There are no “easy games.” There is only Chelsea, and there is only winning. Calin Dimario’s side traveled to…
By Henry Vinter | 26 December 2055 I stand corrected. I thought I saw a “Crichton Cannon” and a “Junior Curtain Call” from the press box earlier, but clearly, the…
By Henry Vinter | 22 December 2055 Just three days ago, Chelsea had to scrap, fight, and claw their way past Tottenham in a street fight. Tonight, against Manchester City,…