Liverpool Thrash Blades but Still Chasing Shadows
17 January 2052 – Anfield saw blood spilled at the weekend, Liverpool hammering Sheffield United 4-0 in the FA Cup third round. The Kop lapped it up, but don’t let…
Chelsea Edge Palace with Late Winner, But Injuries Cast a Shadow
16 January 2052 – Another joyless trudge in the Premier League masquerading as triumph. Chelsea escaped Selhurst Park with a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace, Paul Malcolm stabbing home from…
FA Cup Third Round: Giant Killings, Replays and a Feast of Goals
14 January 2052 – The FA Cup third round once again served up its cocktail of madness, misery and meat pies colder than a January piss-up in Blackpool. From Anfield…
Ireland’s Boys in Green Blaze Through to Euro 2052
13 January 2052 – Ah, sweet Éire, rising from the ashes like the Phoenix of myth, striding into the European Championship of 2052 with all the swagger of Cúchulainn at…
Brazilian Flair Lights Up Chelsea’s FA Cup Triumph
Chelsea stormed into the FA Cup Fourth Round with a dazzling 5-0 victory over Cardiff at the Drogba Arena, led by a scintillating hat-trick from Brazilian midfielder Pele. The result…
Chelsea Young Striker Marcos Delfino Joins Eintracht Frankfurt on Loan
Chelsea have confirmed that young striker Marcos Delfino will spend the rest of the season on loan at Bundesliga side Eintracht Frankfurt. The 21-year-old, widely regarded as one of Chelsea’s…
Borussia Dortmund Table £130m Bid for Chelsea Star Matty Roberts
Chelsea have been rocked by a huge transfer offer for one of their brightest stars, with Borussia Dortmund tabling a £130 million bid for winger Matty Roberts. The 25-year-old, regarded…
Chelsea Crash Out of Carabao Cup After Penalty Defeat at Fulham
December 23, 2051 – Chelsea’s relentless run across all competitions finally hit a stumbling block as they were knocked out of the Carabao Cup in dramatic fashion, losing 5-3 on…
Chelsea Overcome Bournemouth to Extend Winning Run
London, 2 January 2052 — Chelsea made it four consecutive league victories as they brushed aside Bournemouth 3-1 at the Drogba Arena. While the scoreline suggested a routine win, the…
Bordal Crowned World Footballer of the Year
31 December 2051 — Juventus striker Jann Milnar Bordal has been named World Footballer of the Year, capping off an extraordinary season that has seen him dominate Serie A and…