22 March 2052 – The stage is set. With eight clubs remaining, the UEFA Champions League quarter-final draw has produced mouth-watering ties. England’s final four all face major continental challenges,…
5 March 2052 – Chelsea flexed their muscle at Villa Park once more, breezing past Aston Villa 3–1 to clock their 100th Premier League goal of the season. A brace…
20 March 2052 – Chelsea finished the job at Drogba Arena with another commanding performance, defeating Napoli 2–0 on the night and 5–0 on aggregate to book their quarter-final place…
February 10, 2052 – Tremendous, unbelievable things happening in La Liga. The Spanish league, second best in the world (only behind England, believe me), is on fire. For decades Real…
Chelsea 5–0 Southampton, 12 January 2052 On Glubblubb IV we never saw such rituals: thousands of hairless bipeds filing into a cavern called Drogba Arena, emitting roars at colored cloths…
27 January 2052 – Emirates Stadium, London The Emirates burned with false hope and bitter smoke on Saturday as Chelsea marched into North London and left with a 2-1 victory,…
20 January 2052 – Drogba Arena shook with lunacy as Chelsea ripped Leeds apart 4-0 in a Premier League spectacle that felt more like a fever dream. Paul Malcolm, a…
Chelsea stormed into the FA Cup Fourth Round with a dazzling 5-0 victory over Cardiff at the Drogba Arena, led by a scintillating hat-trick from Brazilian midfielder Pele. The result…
Chelsea have confirmed that young striker Marcos Delfino will spend the rest of the season on loan at Bundesliga side Eintracht Frankfurt. The 21-year-old, widely regarded as one of Chelsea’s…
Chelsea have been rocked by a huge transfer offer for one of their brightest stars, with Borussia Dortmund tabling a £130 million bid for winger Matty Roberts. The 25-year-old, regarded…